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…or book of the living?
As a child I was fascinated by the rites and rituals of ancient Egypt. At one time I could have ‘picked out’ any one of a catalogue of gods from their pictures and told you about their particular roles. Like many little boys, I relished the details of the whole mummifying process, and my eyes shone when I went to visit the Tutankhamen exhibition at the British Museum with all its breathtaking treasure. Today ancient Egypt has come to London again, with a spectacular exhibition at the British Museum entitled: Journey through the afterlife: ancient Egyptian Book of the Dead. John Taylor, curator of the exhibition, writes “The Book of the Dead isn’t a finite text – it’s not like the Bible, it’s not a collection of doctrine or a statement of faith or anything like that – it’s a practical guide to the next world, with spells that would help you on your journey.”
As a ‘practical guide to the next world’, there is a kind of painful irony to all this. Whilst the few undisturbed ancient remains lie sleeping under desert sands, not far away the streets of modern Egypt are in ferment. A practical guide for the next world would seem like something of an indulgence when the current one is in such a state. The ancient civilisation which brought us chariots of gold and masks of lapis lazuli has turned into a modern one where police officers fire live rounds on angry protesters, and fighter jets swoop low over the city making the windows rattle. For many in Egypt, a year which started with the unimaginable violence of worshippers murdered at church has only got worse.
So, if the Bible is not a ‘practical guide to the next world’ like the Book of the Dead – what is it? Is it maybe a ‘practical guide’ to this world instead? Certainly the creative and imaginative ways that radio, television, printed media and churches are marking its 400th anniversary for Biblefresh year would make you think so. We must beware, though, of treating the Bible like a recipe book. If Christians in Egypt could have turned to the relevant verse and found a ready solution for their nation’s ills they would have done it by now, I’m sure. It has to be studied, contemplated, explained and absorbed – none of which is a quick process.
Maybe one thing which makes it a book of the living, rather than a book of the dead, is that God provides people to interpret it. In Isaiah 30 there is a verse which is either deeply heartening or extremely intimidating for preachers, depending on your state of confidence:
Although the Lord gives you the bread of adversity
and the water of affliction
your teachers will be hidden no more (v.6)
The Bible is undoubtedly intended to act as a ‘guide for this world’ but preachers, the Spirit who inspires them, and the people who listen to them with discernment are all part of the deal.
So why worry?
Inspired by @revtrev’s quote from Turner “Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it gets you nowhere”, I have remembered this little talk, supposedly from an old Irish priest. Whether that is apocryphal or not I don’t know – but I do know that there are few children’s talks more remembered by adults than this one.
Take a HUGE piece of paper and write the word “worry” on it, as big as you like. With each numbered point below, tear the paper in half and discard half of it.
- There are only two things to worry about – today & tomorrow. Tomorrow hasn’t happened yet, so that only leaves today.
- If you’re going to worry about today, there are only two things to worry about – whether you’re ill or whether you’re well. If you’re well, you have nothing to worry, about, so that only leaves being ill.
- If you’re ill, there’s only two things to worry about – whether you’ll get better or whether you’ll die. If you’re going to get better, that only leaves dying to worry about.
- If you’re going to die, there’s only two things to worry about – whether you’re going to heaven or whether you’re going to hell. If you’re going to heaven, you’ve nothing to worry about.
By this stage the piece of paper will be so small that you can scrumple it up and put it in a breast pocket where God can be left to worry about it.
As Alexsandr Orlov would say – simples!

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Beyond the podcast
When writing my chapter on ‘preaching in the digital future’ for The Future of Preaching last year, I joked that the day may come when you stay at home with a holographic preacher for company instead of going to church. For many, myself included, that would be a nightmare rather than a blessing. As expressed in yesterday’s post, Christian fellowship is intended to be messy and gritty, and to shape us all by colliding with each other’s personalities.
However, it would seem that this technological possibility has moved a step closer this week. Yesterday Manchester airport revealed their holographic representations of staff members John Walsh and Julie Capper. These holographic staff will welcome people to the security check in area and explain the procedures to them. Trials so far have been extremely succesful.

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Here’s the really scary thing, though. Apparently some passengers have been so convinced by the holograms that they have tried to hand in passports to them. I don’t know about you, but I would be ever so slightly depressed if a holographic representation of me preaching was mistaken for the real thing. Not only that, but I have sneaking suspicion that some people might be looking for the ‘off’ switch!
…and missing the door
I have written before on here about my uneasy relationship with navigation, and shown German artist Gavin Nolte’s views on the dangers of sat navs. I can only speculate about what Nolte would say regarding yesterday’s story of pensioners Hilda and Eric Davies. They were apparently concentrating so hard on their sat nav’s three-dimensional display of the route to Oberallgau’s historic church that they smashed straight into it. There is now a car-shaped hole in the church’s wall, and extensive interior damage.Newspapers around the world, from Austria to India, Croatia to Florida, have picked up on the story and accompanied it with dubious headlines about ‘the road to heaven’.
Some years ago we had a couple arrive late here for a service, as their sat nav had sent them to Teddington Methodist Church instead of Teddington Baptist church. I suppose we can’t really expect such a device to be sensitive to the niceties of denominational differences!
What has struck me most about the coverage of this story, though, is the lack of rancour. Neither the local police in Oberallgau nor the priest in charge of the church have been quoted as saying anything beyond that this was an unfortunate accident and that they were concerned for the couple’s well-being. How refreshing! Years ago I worked in a church where there was still a yellowing notice in the church hall declaring that “ball games should not be played – by order of the Deacon’s Court”. Once in a while it was knocked down by a low-flying football, but always replaced for old-time’s sake!
Church buildings are a blessed and sacred resource, but we should be careful not to over-emphasise their importance.

Image of Oberallgau: www.hauskneppler.de
…everybody wins
Some years ago, a mum walked into my church for a ‘parade service’. Her son was carrying the flag for the Beaver Cubs, and she felt obliged to attend. To her amazement, she found the service relevant, catchy and interesting. This proved to be the first step on a journey which led to her discovering her own Christian faith.
Many people have nurtured that faith, and along the way she has been encouraged to discover and develop her gifts. A couple of summers ago she attended a four-week preaching workshop at the church, and now preaches regularly. Wherever possible I have taken notes and fed back to her on the preaching. Last night I sat and listened as she tackled one of the more quirky passages of Revelation – and I was blessed by the insight and application which I heard.
Can anybody (apart from God himself) take credit for this? Absolutely not! Were lots of people involved in it? Absolutely yes! When gifts in the church are developed,the line between who teaches who and who encourages who becomes ever more blurred. Rather like Escher’s puzzling picture below, it becomes harder and harder to tell which way round it works. God recycles age, experience, mistakes and insights in some kind of glorious process which fertilizes the church and makes it grow.
I occasionally get told off for my recycling. I get narky notes left in my bins because I have inserted the wrong kind of plastic or an unacceptable drinks box. Thankfully, God’s view of the whole process seems rather less narrow – and when people learn through trying their gifts all are blessed.

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A moment of joy
As a preacher, I find the prospect of ever losing my voice pretty terrifying. Maybe that’s why Zechariah’s story grabs my imagination so much. Some years ago, in a sermon entitled “the sound of silence”, I tried to capture the moment when he rediscovered his voice:
As he handed the tablet back, so it began. At first it was like the distant rumble of an underground river, strength hidden deep below the surface. Then it grew stronger, like molten lava pounding on the doors of the earth, waiting to be released. Finally it was like the thunder of a hundred horses’ hooves, all churning up the dusty ground in unison. Zechariah spoke. Doubt was replaced with certainty. Disbelief with faith. Sadness with joy. And his old cracked voice found its depths again. Like a bird long asleep, it spread its wings, shook them and took to the skies. Every other babbling sound in the house was hushed as his deep and beautiful voice scaled the heights of praise. In a song that seemed as old as Moses the lawgiver and as new as tomorrow’s unformed dew, he told of the goodness of God. “The tender mercy of our God, by which the rising sun will come to us from heaven”
The rest of the sermon can be found in my book Stale Bread.
Earlier this week, news broke of Brenda Jensen’s story. During surgery in 1999 her larynx was irreparably damaged during surgery. It was not until a radical new procedure involving the insertion of a voice box and trachea from a donor body that she found her voice again. When at last they came, her words were surprisingly ordinary: ‘Good morning, I want to go home.’ Since then she has been building up her repertoire of speech, training her new muscles to work and form the necessary sounds. ‘Every day is a new beginning for me’, she says.
To those of us reluctant to open our mouths today, lest what we say is flawed or imperfect - her words come as a rebuke. The perfect sermon was never yet preached by any of us and our mistakes abound. Like Brenda, though, every opportunity to speak is a gift, and we should seize it.
…not cloying uniformity
A couple of years ago it was my turn to conduct the local service for the Week Of Prayer for Christian unity. The centrepiece of the service was a sermon illustrated by the video below. Quite apart from the fact that it is great fun, its celebration of colour seemed to me to be ideal for such an occasion. If we use the Week of Prayer for Christian Unity to wring our hands and hang our heads and say how shameful it is that there are differences between us, surely we have missed the point? This is an opportunity, rather, to celebrate the light, colour and diversity of the churches we represent. As I said in a previous discussion, it may be that Chevreul, Seurat and Pollock have some lessons to teach us here.
Fallon, who made the advert above, have things to teach us too. It took:
- 70,000 litres of paint
- 622 bottle bombs
- 455 mortars
- 57 km of wire
- 1700 detonators
- to make the film.
Beauty from diversity takes some doing – but it is certainly worth it!







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